More funny lines

The one that always springs to mind first is by the old warrior in Destiny and Six Bananas.They were discussing what to dip the arrow in to subdue wild animals.
Foggy,Well if you must know,its Horlicks.
Compo .HORLICKS?????
Foggy,,Well it makes me go to sleep. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That still cracks me up every time i see it. ;D ;D ;D

The other one is Wally in the Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty

Wally..I'd have to stand there helpless...helpless!!...She could have the bloke mauled to death before i could drag her off. ;D ;D


Hector.
 
manfromoswestry said:
from the episode "Jubilee"...

Compo -- "I wonder what they'll put on my headstone?"
Foggy -- "Something heavy I hope."

I might not be recalling the dialogue exactly, but I believe it went something like that.

Then there was the episode where Compo said Sid's tea tasted like weasel pee, but I don't remember the title at the moment.
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Brian said after Bill's death that he recalled that headstone exchange,made him feel less sad
 
Compo(on Marilyn Monroe):I didnt like the way she died,thinking no-one cared.Well thats not going to happen to Nora Batty
Clegg:I suspect quite a lot of things happened to Marilyn Monroe that arent going to happen to Nora Batty
The Woolenmills Of Your Mind
 
Little Orphan Howard

Alvin (to Nora) “I've got no time for flirting with old widows........you'll just have to wait till my standards get lower”
 
THATS NOT CAPTAIN ZERO

the trio are in the pub with Zero and the beer if flowing.Zero returns to table

Foggy"Dont you need a clear head for your sort of game"
Captain Zero"What for being fired out of a cannon...It helps if you are smashed out of your skull"
 
When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible:

Nora - "I couldn't marry a German."
Wally - "You didn't even try!"
 
jrt2345 said:
When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible:

Nora - "I couldn't marry a German."
Wally - "You didn't even try!"
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:D :D :D :D

Love the dialogue between Nora and Wally

Nora: "Well, what are you? a man or a parrot?
Wally: "Who's a clever boy then!
 
That Certain Smile

Smiler's wife (to Compo) - you always were a prat, even at school

Seymour - i think i have a solution (to smiler being miserable in hospital)

Smiler's wife - for curing prats, there'd be a big demand for it
 
That Certain Smile

yes i know its again but its got a couple of funny lines

Seymour and Clegg are in the hospital with Clem

Seymour - i know just the thing to cheer you up, what you need to do is take a walk to the window.

Clem - listen im not that miserable
 
When you take a good bite......

Cleggy...."Everybody's doing it , staying on at school longer to get much less education" ;)
 
Isometrics and After
Compo “What's tha talking about you long shag basket,you're just as puffed as we are”
Foggy “That's ridiculous”
Compo “Even puffier”
 
George said:
Isometrics and After
Compo “What's tha talking about you long shag basket,you're just as puffed as we are”
Foggy “That's ridiculous”
Compo “Even puffier”
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Is that right, knackerface?
 
The Man from Oswestry

Sid “I thought to myself,Oh I've been jack-knifed into by some huge articulated vehicle.Imagine my surprise when Iopened up to find out it was some undersized scruffy little twit”
 
The new mobile trio

Compo"This is Walter his dog rides a bike"
Walter"No it don't missus..it keeps falling off"
 
What Happened to Barry's Nose?

the trio and Barry are outside a pub

Barry - I normally only drink 1

Compo - Me too, just 1 at a time
 
Sadly, Madly, Bradley

the trio are in the cafe and Bradley is outside

Billy - come on in Bradley

Bradley - i'll wait outside, it looks like a salmonella shop to me!
 
Hector said:
The one that always springs to mind first is by the old warrior in Destiny and Six Bananas.They were discussing what to dip the arrow in to subdue wild animals.
Foggy,Well if you must know,its Horlicks.
Compo .HORLICKS?????
Foggy,,Well it makes me go to sleep. ;D ;D ;D ;D

That still cracks me up every time i see it. ;D ;D ;D

The other one is Wally in the Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty

Wally..I'd have to stand there helpless...helpless!!...She could have the bloke mauled to death before i could drag her off. ;D ;D


Hector.
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I love The Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty; it has many funny lines.
Wally is so cute when they are talking about picturing Nora in her night gown and he asks "which one?" then later they keep trying to get him to remember her feet and he says "Pass".
Sorry I can't remember the exact lines.
 
The Experiment

Clegg “I hate it when women look at you like that. It's looks like that,that can take years of wear off your cap.”
and...
Compo “I'm not thick!”
Seymour “Don't exaggerate!”
 
Foggy - How did we get guns up the hills in Italy? Big, long, heavy guns, not by lorry, but by a more primitive form of transport!

Clegg - British rail?

This exchange kills me every ;Dtime I hear it
 
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