More funny lines

[barmpot]

Foggy - How did we get guns up the hills in Italy? Big, long, heavy guns, not by lorry, but by a more primitive form of transport!

Clegg - British rail?

This exchange kills me every ;Dtime I hear it

Yes that is very funny ....

 

[Ron-po]

"You just try telling one of them you were only looking for a beetle." :-\

 

[Magnatometer]

Foggy "I'm a trained killer. What would people think if they saw me holding hands?".

Clegg "Thay'll just think you're a very friendly trained killer."

 

[Ron-po]

Clegg (to Compo): finished your bun already?
Foggy: It went like a ball down a drain pipe.

Foggy (on Compo's eating style): It's like watching men fork hay through a barn door.

 

[chris]

Just keep dabbing the brake,youl be alright with the brake !!! The Loxley Losinge

 

[Magnatometer]

From Come In Sunray Major.
Compo "What's terrain Norm?"
Clegg "Well you must of heard it. The terrain now standing at number three platform."

 

[Ron-po]

The Flag And It's Snag

Clegg: I made the discovery that nude modeling makes me neck ache.

Sid: Why shoild nude modeling make your neck ache?

Clegg: I spent two hours staring at the ceiling.

;D

 

[Elmc]

Yes, I like that one, Ron. How about, Nora: "No more remarks about my hats!"
Ivy: "As long as you keep wearing them, they'll get all the bad publicity they deserve."
I think I have that right.

 

[Ron-po]

HAHA !! Yes that was a great one too. Ivy was always giving her a hard time about her hats.

 

[manfromoswestry]

Pretty much anything Truly can connect to "the former Mrs. Truelove" is guaranteed to get some laughs!