Summer Wine A-Z Game

[ickysna2]

Compo: My MIND is often blank ???

 

[ickysna2]

NOT tonight Josephine, Not tonight

 

[Elmc]

. . . married to an ORTHODONTIST.

 

[Beth]

You sometimes come perilously close to not wearing trousers.

 

[Elmc]

If we both chip in 15 QUID, we could get one.

 

[ickysna2]

Vicar to Compo, "The RING"

 

[Elmc]

Do you know what honey is?
Bee SPIT.

 

[brendalovescompo]

Ivy said,"he fixed my toaster!

 

[ickysna2]

Wally: I was looking at this fellow's UMBRELLA!

 

[brendalovescompo]

Foggy: "You man, come here"

 

[dick]

If I turn my back he VANISHES ??? ???

 

[Elmc]

WAINRIGHT, B.
That's him.

 

[dick]

Sit down and don't make an eXhibition of yourself > >

 

[dick]

Since Brenda has already done the Y I'll go back to an old faithful .....Avin a ZIZZ

 

[dick]

ANYONE seen a canoe?? :

 

[Elmc]

I haven't had any brekkie !

 

[Beth]

I've seen insects big enough to carry off children.

 

[onyx(John)]

Dozy idiot

 

[barmpot]

Ernie Mordue's Funeral tea

that's two in one go

 

[codfanglers]

Compo Gambling on the GeeGees