Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Beth]

I think I WILL WONDER around Nora Battys.

 

[dick]

Aunty Ivy says can she have her miXer back??

 

[dick]

How to clear YOUR pipes

 

[barmpot]

Passion and Pizza

 

[onyx(John)]

A man has to do what a man has to do.

 

[me2]

How come BANANAS are the right shape for your mouth?

 

[me2]

Have you ever thought if ears were more square, how the CORNERS would tend to CUT the pillow.

 

[me2]

Norm, what's DISCRETION? It's a lot like nervousness, but gift wrapped.

 

[me2]

I wonder why only your EYES water when they're sore. Why don't you knees water, or your ELBOWS.

 

[me2]

Unless your FACE is FAMOUS, they treat you just like any other twit.

 

[me2]

Don't tell me we've come all this way and GOD'S not in.

 

[me2]

It's the only thing that worries me about going to HEAVEN. Would I ever get used to the HEIGHTS.

 

[brendalovescompo]

icecream

 

[dick]

JAM sponge.

 

[dick]

KNICKERBOCKER glory.

 

[dick]

LEAN him backwards over the wall

 

[dick]

I didn't MEAN for you to drop him

 

[dick]

Camouflage NETTING

 

[dick]

(café) OPEN :hungry:

 

[Beth]

P

Three PINTS please.