Summer Wine A-Z Game

[captain clutterbuck]

XC1V Peter Sallis's age [94 in real money]

 

[dick]

Things to do WHEN your WIFE runs off WITH a Turkish WAITER !!

 

[onyx(John)]

eXcuse me Madam, what do you recommend for finishing a dinner party?

 

[Pearl]

You need more tatters with it.

 

[dick]

ZEN the art of one hand clapping :me:

 

[dick]

'AND me that big spanner Barry!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Billy Hardcastle , Nat Jackley's love child [old music hall and panto artist]

 

[onyx(John)]

Imported oven Cleaners.

 

[dick]

He DO'S sound like DUCKETTS DONKEY!

 

[dick]

ELI over here , that's a roll of lino!!

 

[Beth]

F

I don't know how you do it FOGGY. ;D

 

[dick]

It must be GREAT to be free!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Summer Wine A-Z

Audrey Craig loves Nora's Hats

 

[dick]

I don't believe in INFINITY !!

 

[dick]

JUST because the young lady and I have a shared interest in botany!!

 

[dick]

Say this for Christianity, it only requires the KNEELING position!:me:

 

[Pearl]

Lethal machine

 

[onyx(John)]

It's like being Married to a pickle fork.

 

[Pearl]

Not for Nothing special

 

[dick]

You're not OBLIGED to say anything!