Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Tell 'im Norm, he shouldn't take advantage of me, JUST 'cos I'm thick!!

 

[dick]

Did she KNEEL on your chest??

 

[dick]

Has it got a combination LOCK?? Bet I can open it!! ;D

 

[dick]

MIMI you're a funny little good for nothing MIMI!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Norris Fairburn lothario and wooer of women fails to become Artois when he attempts to impress Stella

 

[dick]

He slips away at the slightest OPPORTUNITY

 

[dick]

PUT your neck in here!!

 

[dick]

I'm checking Mrs QUARMBY'S chimney:me:

 

[dick]

That's no way to behave to a RESPECTABLE widow woman! :unhappy:

 

[dick]

You must be close??...................To SCREAMING SOME times!!

 

[onyx(John)]

Too many pet shops in the area.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Howard leaves the Marina but gets stuck Under the bridge with the lady from the Pizza shop

 

[dick]

Where can you take a Vicar??

 

[Beth]

Didn't I see your border trapped in the store WINDOW? ;D

 

[dick]

Second honeymoon?? Don't think I could stand the eXcitement:me:

 

[Pearl]

Have You seen her hair? She looks like a badly washed glove puppet!

 

[dick]

It's a ZEN Buddhist thing :me:

 

[onyx(John)]

With A bidet.

 

[onyx(John)]

Bradshaw's Braces.

 

[me2]

Adrian Poskit died from CLOSING his legs to rapidly.