Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

I don't need signs of the ZODIAC!

 

[Beth]

A

Italians do it ALL the time.

 

[dick]

BECKENSCHNEIDER? ..........as in becen and eggs??:wink::me:

 

[me2]

CIRCUS! I love a good CIRCUS.
Eli, CYCLE race!
A CYCLE race AND a CIRCUS!

 

[me2]

She keeps her face ready for the next DEPRESSION.
She WAS the next DEPRESSION.

 

[dick]

He's from Hull, you can't get much further EAST than that!

 

[Pearl]

Fore finger..... The one scratch with not the one you poke your ear with.

 

[dick]

Like someone chewing a GRANITE sandwich

 

[dick]

You've got HER down that chimney HAVEN'T you!!:me:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Billy Ingleton escapes from Mr Grimsdale to star in anything but grim dales , the beauty that is Holmfirth country.

 

[dick]

Is JEREMY quite safe?

 

[dick]

It's me KNEES !! I've given me KNEES for Norah.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

[To the tune of dont bring Lulu]

You can ring Pearl, she's a damn nice girl but don't ring Luther
You can ring Ros , with the red lip gloss but don't ring Luther
Luther always wants to do what Alvin don't want him to
With his barmy plans abound , Packhorse bridge is falling down.

 

[onyx(John)]

Must you be scruffy and convivial?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Who is Dorothy Lamour but Nora Batty in a sarong

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Auntie Offers Clegg a free tea Only has to buy the cup and saucer it comes with.

 

[onyx(John)]

Oneski, twoski,mushy Peaski.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Glenda :- "My Barry Quite likes showing off his bifocals "

Edie:- " Drink your coffee no one wants to hear about your Barry's muscles"

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Roy Clarke -scriptwriter extraordinaire !




​WOT no one keeping the longest thread going!

 

[onyx(John)]

Stanley Pocklington.