Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

They didn't see your FACE

 

[gill]

Why are you feeling GUILTY Barry

 

[gill]

I HAD a feeling this morning I should of HAD my HAIR done

 

[happyjack]

IT IS, IT`S your father IN a funny hat

 

[gill]

JACK Harry look's happy

 

[gill]

Oh hand KNITTED

 

[gill]

I LIKE to LAUGH

 

[gill]

He's got the MAD part right but what about the MACHINE

 

[dick]

I'm telling her I'm going NIGHT fishing ,as soon as I get the knack of handling the maggots.:frown::cautious:

 

[dick]

If ONLY we had a bigger boat!..........Yes Howard if ONLY!

 

[dick]

PLAY it again Howard!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

When Howard tries to lie to Pearl its as successful as someone walking on Quicksand both end in it up to their neck!

 

[Beth]

Your like a virus RESTING between epidemics.

 

[Beth]

You have to apply fear, SHEER naked fear!

 

[Beth]

It's not TRUE! I'm faithful to you and Pearl!

 

[Beth]

I must warn you, I have been trained in the arts of UNARMED combat!

 

[happyjack]

Noras gone to VISIT her sister in Australia

 

[happyjack]

WHICH hole? Oh that one

 

[captain clutterbuck]

It's the one who looks like he barely survived the eXplosion - Compo[as if you didn't know that]

 

[happyjack]

What are you doing down there YOU should be up here