Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Inky Batty]

Why should we expect Dame Fortune to GRANT us a boon of such magnitude?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I'm leaving you HOWARD; I've HAD a better offer. It's not a very good offer but it's better than the one I've got.

 

[dick]

INTERNATIONAL jewel thief!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Oh yes, I can see all them JOLLY pirates singing Yorkshire sea shanties: "Yo ho ho, and a bottle of JOHN Smith's."

 

[Adrian Morris]

You KNOW how I've always been devoted to that woman.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

It's a LONG time since I've had custard

 

[dick]

I thought I MIGHT go pumping iron and develop MY MUSCLES !! …………………………..Hadn't you better find one first !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Try NOT to scream if you see anything move inside his trousers. See, he keeps ferrets in his pocket. I think the worst thing for a stranger is when he tries to feed them.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Not bad at my age, OFF the top of me head.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Are you holding it PROPERLY Barry?

 

[Adrian Morris]

What made her think Smiler would be an adeQuate test of human consumption?.

 

[dick]

They're just ROAD TESTING Seymour's purse !

 

[dick]

You'll SOON be as daft as they are !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

THE number of TIMES I sweep that yard, and still THERE are THINGS I can never get rid of.

 

[dick]

I wouldn't sooner chew an UMBRELLA than kiss you Glenda !

 

[dick]

It were the VICARESS !

 

[dick]

You had a death grip on me WINDPIPE !

 

[Adrian Morris]

If you're going to be an eXecutive, you can delegate the pain.

 

[dick]

I gave this YOUNG kid 20 fags for it !

 

[dick]

Ere I am in fizzin hospital ! I miss that little dog!