Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Louise Lawrence]

The female form was ALWAYS A mystery to me. ANYTHING else you ACQUIRE with moving parts, you get a owner's manual.

 

[Adrian Morris]

I'm a hundred surpent BETTER.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Well, I like two glasses, just in CASE one gets dirty.

 

[Adrian Morris]

DOES it bite?.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Not at that END.

 

[dick]

Have you FINISHED that housework ??

 

[dick]

GOOD GRACIOUS look at the time !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Yes, the military man HAS to forgo the pleasures of the domestic HEARTH.

 

[dick]

I think one of me bulbs has gone!...……………………………..That's always been my IMPRESSION !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

How do they get fish JUST the right size for this batter?

 

[Adrian Morris]

I don't liKe to boast, but I thinK I've got better at useless as I've got older.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

You great long dollop!

 

[Adrian Morris]

I'm not here to be some MAN'S plaything. Well not over a telephone, anyway.

 

[dick]

Get me a NEEDLE and I'll sew it on for you!...……………………...Has tha got a NEEDLE ?

 

[dick]

OW DO lads!...………….OWDO Wesley!

 

[happyjack]

I`m fed up of PUSHING this thing.

 

[happyjack]

Thats QUITE enough of that

 

[happyjack]

She was RUNNING well I tell ya

 

[happyjack]

SINCE you ask it`s Horlicks

 

[happyjack]

Go and see Betsy TUNFLIT? (not sure of spelling)