Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Adrian Morris]

When you're around she USUALLY does change colour.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I must admit I'Ve neVer seen a PeruVian with a wart. I was only thinking so this morning. I suppose We'Ve led such sheltered liVes. You get to our age and you'Ve neVer seen a PeruVian with a wart.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Wesley's shed

 

[Louise Lawrence]

And that's supposed to entertain the over-siXties. I hope they think it's been worth waiting siXty years

 

[dick]

Married for 50 YEARS!

 

[dick]

Get your knees up! Put some ZIP into it !!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Every year, I fire this ARROW with A message on it. Happy birthday, Robin Hood.

 

[dick]

3 BREAKFASTS , its a wonder he can move !

 

[dick]

Time you packed it in anyway Sam !...……..CREAM CAKES at your age , disgusting !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Tell the neighbours he DOESN'T belong to you; you're just looking after him for somebody

 

[dick]

You're just inches away from a bad EXPERIENCE !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

We were married all them years and never had children. Do you think FLANNELETTE causes impotence?

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Playing games at your age?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

HAVE you any idea HOW close you are to being spoken of in the past tense?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

INSIDE before I change your whole personality!

 

[dick]

Barry in danger from reading and aunt JESSIE!

 

[happyjack]

I`m going to give Nora Batty a KISS

 

[Adrian Morris]

I've never LIKED things that fluttered ever since I arrested me first crossdresser.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

If you've nothing MORE constructive to offer, kindly go outside and read the tailboard of some reversing lorry.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Who's looking sideways at NELLY then?