Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

HE'S HOPING for a giant panda for HIS birthday, …………………...I've told HIM if HE gets so much as a cufflink !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

You know, IF ever one of those came up in the middle of the North Sea, there'd be an INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT to decide who was entitled to stick a flag IN IT.

 

[Roger]

Incredible what he can do with a few joss sticks.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Oh, Nora, come, swim with me, and between us we'll raise a pair of KIPPERS.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Yes, keep still while the LADY'S choking you.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

She's sending ME off to an auction now.
Why doesn't she just divorce you, like anybody normal?

 

[Roger]

Spill it? Me? A man who used to carry nitroglycerine through enemy lines at night.

 

[dick]

Have you got teach yourself ORPHAN ??

 

[dick]

If that electric blue arm PASSES across this table once more I shall cut it off !!

 

[dick]

I'll have to challenge him to a QUIZ or something.!

 

[Roger]

Norman, that was a Rhode Island Red dressed ready for the oven.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Tha were a Corporal SIGNWRITER.
Yes but you SHOULD have SEEN him SHARPEN his pencil.

 

[Barrychuckle]

You fail to understand, constable, you are talking to somebody not altogether unknown to certain colleagues of yours in Stoke-on-TRENT

 

[dick]

Look at them wrinkled stockings ………….UUURGH …..like a couple of Chinese lanterns !

 

[dick]

VALUABLE antique silver ?? …………..Its part of a ballcock you fool !

 

[Roger]

Our Wendy had thick ankles.

 

[Adrian Morris]

The trouble is, Nora's started to take me for granted. I'm always there. She's got used to me. Now she's started to look upon me as just the bloke next door. She's overlooking the basic seX appeal.

 

[Adrian Morris]

YOU"VE got a big enough gob for it, I'll give YOU that.

 

[Roger]

It's not Colonel Fawcett's Expedition up the AmaZon.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Hello Wally, haven't you got ANYTHING to do at home?
That's right, go on, get nasty.