Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[Roger]

Clegg... Have you thought if legs weren't joined in the middle we couldn't ride a bicycle

 

[ferret]

Have you ever heard the phrase, suffer the little children?

 

[Roger]

Glenda... My Barry came so quickly he's torn his trousers.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Glenda... My Barry came so quickly he's torn his trousers.

Oooh err Matron

 

[Roger]

Compo... I ain't had so much fun since my ferrets bit the rent man

 

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Regarding Wally. Clegg: Maybe he can throw his tap. Like a ventriloquist. He knocks at the window and it sounds as if it's coming from the pantry. That must take years of practice.

 

[Roger]

Ivy... I used to think the physical side of marriage is best served by keeping them wallpapering.

 

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Nora (to Wally): What are you doing with that daft lot?
Wally: I'm doing nothing.
Nora: Look at me when I'm shouting at you.
Wally: I am looking at you.
Nora: You're not. You're looking at me feet!
Wally: Can't a bloke look at his wife's feet if he wants?
Nora: Ah, you're weird. Now get off inside. And wash your hands for tea.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Nora (to Wally): What are you doing with that daft lot?
Wally: I'm doing nothing.
Nora: Look at me when I'm shouting at you.
Wally: I am looking at you.
Nora: You're not. You're looking at me feet!
Wally: Can't a bloke look at his wife's feet if he wants?
Nora: Ah, you're weird. Now get off inside. And wash your hands for tea.

Excellent episode

 

[Roger]

Clegg... I never really thought of gravy granules as an aphrodisiac

 

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Excellent episode

True. One of my favourites.

 

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Nora (to Wally) Inside, Inside! Except for emergencies, I always think it's common to be shouting out here.

 

[Roger]

Foggy... I'm not just some idiot lurking about in the bushes, I'm a trained killer.

 

[lotsw1984]

Then all those brightly plumed kids who left school, flying cheerfully and didn't get far.
Ran smack into World War II.
That's right.
Look on the bright side(!) Cheer up.
Little Tommy Naylor, lying in Africa somewhere.
Blood on his beak.

 

[Roger]

Compo... I love listening to Foggy when he's not talking

 

[mikey1965uk]

“When I press his knee, his mouth opens! Watch!”

~Compo Simmonite

 

[Barrychuckle]

I hardly know the lady......

 

[MoodyBlue]

"And don't let me catch you readin' any FUNNY BOOKS !!!!".
"It's like a piece of furniture has come alive !!!!.....I wouldn't mind if you weren't so badly put together !!!!!"..........2 great lines from "ower Nora" from the number one episode [in my humble opinion].........The Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty".
X!

 

[Roger]

Clegg... What you think about the afterlife.
Howard... I think it's all right where it is, and I'm all right where I am.

 

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Auntie Wainwright: Now then, I suppose you'd all like a nice cup of tea? Compo, Clegg and Seymour together: Yes please, thankyou. Auntie Wainwright: That'll be 10p each.