Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[Louise Lawrence]

Clegg: "Don't forget to write!"

 

[Cloggy]

Kevin ''My legs have turned to jelly'',

Electrical Entwistle ''What Flavour''?

 

[Thomas95]

Compo- Aye aye captain I've just sunk Howard and marina

 

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Compo: We've been out all the morning having this accident. Blamire: We haven't finished with it yet, it's followed us here.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Foggy: Now is that a view or is that a view?
Compo: You mean you don't know?!

 

[WellyMan]

Sid to Ivy when trying to fix something in the kitchen: we need something sharp, like your tongue.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Cleggy :- " I suspect that quite a few things happened to Marilyn Monroe that aren't going to happen to Nora Batty"

 

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Foggy to Compo: Drink your tea, and try not to sound like somebody emptying a pond.

 

[dick]

WESLEY to TRULY , Tom is going to cross the stream and go up the other side on the scooter !
After the splash , TRULY says " He got that bit wrong didn't he ? "

 

[codfanglers]

Somebody can help me out here, and I am not good with exact quotes.

One of the later episodes has Howard in Clegg's house and they were reminiscing about love life in the old days. And Howard asked Clegg, "What about romance." And Clegg's answer was, "that was for foreigners."

I might not have the exact quote right and I can't recall the episode.

 

[Graham]

Howard- your crushing my prawns!

 

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Clegg: Just catching the passing moment.

 

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Compo: I'll have a pint! Foggy (annoyed): You'll have a half, it's not a blasted filling station. And when you get it, try not to get froth on your face. Compo: You don't get froth on nat's water!

 

[mikey1965uk]

 

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Seymour: I heard you wheezing from here. Compo: How can I be wheezing from there? If I'm wheezing from anywhere, I'm wheezing from here.

 

[Graham]

Compo propositions Nora.
Wally- "It's a fair offer woman, the least you could do is consider it"

 

[Barrychuckle]

Nora - Oh, I could never marry a German!

Wally -You didn't even Try!

(as I've said before the last ever words uttered by Wally and IMO, the funniest)

 

[Douglas Enwright]

Wally : She said she wouldn’t marry me unless I made miself more attractive and like a fool I did

 

[Douglas Enwright]

Nora (getting in and examining Crushers yellow 2cv car) : Is this all of it ?
Crusher (in gormless voice) : Well it’s all they gave me when I got it

 

[Douglas Enwright]

Sid : Why don’t you leave
Wally : How can I,I’m dependent on er,she’s reduced mi brain to jelly