Best one liners

[dick]

COMPO......... We buried it somewhere round here!
FOGGY...........When was that ??
COMPO........1932! :me:

 

[dick]

BARRY.............He's got to go!
GLENDA.............You ran over him, you're doing your best!! :

 

[Beth]

Eh up, it's time for a battle. ;D

 

[onyx(John)]

Howard, talking about his honeymoon; "I dont remember much excitement" Pearl; "You lost your cap".

 

[dick]

Compo........."You can take your hair off now Goldilocks"

Clegg wearing the wig ......"Not till I've got back for my cap! Don't want to catch a chill!! : :"

 

[Beth]

I promised to super cool your image, and super cool your image I shall!

 

[Nora's Hat]

Clegg: "Howard - if you were in a Tarzan movie, you'd be Jane.

 

[Beth]

Look at me while I am shouting at ya!

 

[onyx(John)]

Ivy; "Why dont you come on Sundays?, were closed on Sundays."

 

[Beth]

That is a fighting man's purse if ever I saw one! ;D

 

[dick]

Foggy to Digby........."What about your donkey??"
Digby........"Oh stuff the donkey!!"
Compo............You've gotta catch it first!!

 

[onyx(John)]

Policeman to Howard; "Is this another one?, I haven't seen you with this one before."

 

[dick]

I just wanted a kiss Barry!! I didn't think you'd need anaesthetic !!

 

[onyx(John)]

Clegg; "I suspect that quite a few things happened to Marilyn Monroe that's not going to happen to Nora Batty."

 

[dick]

Norah to Wally......"You'll soon be as daft as they are!! "
Wally to Norah...."That's the nicest thing you've said to me in ages! :smile: "

 

[dick]

I've come to join you Barry, we'll have a life in the fast lane together!

 

[onyx(John)]

Compo; Eh up Nora it's me, Donald duck!

 

[onyx(John)]

Entwistle to Howard; You should have told her (Pearl) how attractive she looked. Hobbo; It's no good, she knows when he's lying.

 

[Pete.]

Compo on spotting Fifi the runaway poodle


" Eyop,somebodys made a right bog up o' shearing that sheep "

 

[onyx(John)]

Compo; Gladwin Allsop's Missus had a beard.