jokes bad or otherwise.

Electrical Entwistle · May 22, 2017

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A catfish.

dick · May 22, 2017

Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a test tube !.........................The results speak for themselves ! :08:

Electrical Entwistle · May 23, 2017

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

dick · May 23, 2017

I am addicted to having money in the bank .......................I suffer terrible withdrawal symptoms !

Electrical Entwistle · May 24, 2017

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach."

dick · May 24, 2017

Our local candle shop burned down yesterday. Everybody stood round singing Happy Birthday !! :rolling:

Electrical Entwistle · May 25, 2017

Studies have concluded that women who put on a little extra weight live considerably longer than the men who mention it.

dick · May 25, 2017

How did the scarecrow explain his success ??................Hay man ,its in my jeans ! :08:

Electrical Entwistle · May 26, 2017

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

dick · May 26, 2017

Why do penguins find it hard to make friends ?? They find it difficult to break the ice ! :08:

dick · May 26, 2017

After the theft of £3000 worth of LEGO , are police still trying to piece together the evidence ??

Electrical Entwistle · May 27, 2017

In the 60's people dropped acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is weird and people drop Prozac to make it normal.

dick · May 27, 2017

What clothing do's a house wear ??.........................A(d)dress ! :08:

Electrical Entwistle · May 28, 2017

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Aye Matey!

Electrical Entwistle · May 29, 2017

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

Because he was such a fungi.

dick · May 29, 2017

Be careful if you are reading while sunbathing. You could become well red ! :08:

Electrical Entwistle · May 30, 2017

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

dick · May 30, 2017

If any body asks you to spell "part " backwards, don't do it its a trap !

barmpot · May 30, 2017

I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.

barmpot · May 30, 2017

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a goat!

Doctor: How long have you had this feeling?

Patient: Ever since I was a kid.