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captain clutterbuck

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Three dead bodies arrive at the mortuary and all three have huge smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars in the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob a redneck from Oklahoma, aged 30, was struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. " He thought he was having his picture taken.
 
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