jokes bad or otherwise.
- Thread starter George
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George
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A little kid gets on a bus and sits behind the driver and starts yelling,
"If my dad was a bull and my mum a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who yells "If my dad
was a rooster and my mum a hen I would be a little rooster."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
"If my dad was a bull and my mum a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who yells "If my dad
was a rooster and my mum a hen I would be a little rooster."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
George
Super Moderator
A Texan, a Mexican, a Frenchman and a Brit are on a plane that is going to crash. To make matters worse, there is only one parachute between them. The valient Brit flings open the door, hollars, "Long live the Queen!" and jumps to his death. Next follows the Frenchman, who shouts, "Viva la France!", and jumps. Next guy up is the Texan, who shouts, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican out.
