SPOTTED IN THE SUNDAY EXPRESS

(Genuine) Job Performance Reviews.............
He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
If he were any more stupid he'd need watering twice a week!!
The wheels turning but the hamster is dead!
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
Since my last report this employee has reached rock bottom and started to dig!!
His men would follow him anywhere,but only out of morbid curiosity!
This employee is really not so much of a has been ,more of a definite wont be!!
Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap!!
When she opens her mouth its only to change feet!!
If you see two people talking and one looks bored,...he is the other one!
A photographic memory,but the lens cover is glued on!!
