Sir Alex Ferguson has been honoured by having a road named after him outside Old Trafford.
Away fans are advised when driving down Sir Alex Ferguson Way, don't forget to add 9 minutes to your journey.
Brilliant!Sir Alex Ferguson has been honoured by having a road named after him outside Old Trafford.
Away fans are advised when driving down Sir Alex Ferguson Way, don't forget to add 9 minutes to your journey.
Alan Shearer got there first:
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Love it George ;D ;D ;DOne day a bloke goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says the man.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says the man. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
Another one of your jokes that rings true mate.You can tell a council worker just by looking at his hands..
They're in his pockets.
Stuff British Gas, I bought a McDonalds apple pie which has heated the whole house for the last 3 days.
We've even opened a few windows it's so hot.
Stuff British Gas, I bought a McDonalds apple pie which has heated the whole house for the last 3 days.
We've even opened a few windows it's so hot.
I do realise that I am probably being totally thick but I just don't get this one. Did I miss some story about McDonald's apple pie? I do recall one US compensation claim idiocy where a woman (I think) sued a fast food chain because her takeaway coffee was too hot and she crashed her car when it scalded her tongue. And even sillier, she won her case.
Their apple pies have a reputation for being very hot![]()