jokes bad or otherwise.

Not sure if I have already posted this but here goes

If lawyers are disbarred
and clergymen defrocked,

doesn't it follow that. . .

electricians could be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
and dry cleaners depressed?

Wouldn't you expect laundry workers to decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted?

Likewise, bedmakers might be debunked,
baseball players debased,
bulldozer operators degraded,
organ donors delivered,
software engineers detested, and
underwear manufacturers debriefed.

And won't all composers one day decompose?

On a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will someday be devoted.
 
Schoolboy howler................

John Wycliffe translated the Bible into Middle English because he thought the people of the Midlands were not religious enough!!
 
Teacher: Dick how do you spell crocodile.
Dick: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E
Teacher: No Dick that is wrong.
Dick: Maybe it is wrong but you asked me how I spell it.:29:
 
Teacher: Jimmy your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your Brothers. Did you copy his.
Jimmy: No Sir, I didn`t have to, it`s the same dog.:35:
 
Three guys start to climb to the top board in the swimming pool . Once up there the first one encounters a good fairy who tells him to shout out a wish as he dives and she will grant it . The first one dives off and shouts Gold as he lands in the pool it is full of gold coins. The second does the same shouting diamonds and when he lands in the pool its full of diamonds. The last decides to do a running dive as he approaches the end of the board he slips , falls off the end of the board and shouts "S@&T !!!"
 
An old one............
The difference between a Hippo and a Zippo??
One is a large animal , the other is a little lighter! :08:
 
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