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barmpot
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Dick, they have all been old ones - but none the less make me smile, anyway ....OLD ONE
When is a door not a door ??..........................When it's ajar !
dick
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happyjack
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As I live in Norfolk Dick. That is the famous quote from our beloved Deliah Smith.
captain clutterbuck
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A guy meets his girlfriend in the pub and she seems really down in the dumps . "What's the trouble Petal ?" . " It's this Jigsaw puzzle I bought I have been trying to do it for ages but I am not getting anywhere. I emptied all the pieces on the kitchen table but I cannot find the corners or any straight edges ." What is the Puzzle about treacle " he asks . "Well its a picture of a large cockerel crowing at the Sun " .
The boyfriend tells her to drink up and he will go home with her to give her a hand to complete it . They get back and go into the Kitchen . " You see what I mean " she sighs . " Look sweetheart " he retorts " Just pick up the Cornflakes and put them back in the box"
The boyfriend tells her to drink up and he will go home with her to give her a hand to complete it . They get back and go into the Kitchen . " You see what I mean " she sighs . " Look sweetheart " he retorts " Just pick up the Cornflakes and put them back in the box"
