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jokes bad or otherwise.

OLD one....................... Why does a golfer wear two pairs of socks??
In case he gets a hole in one !!;):08:
 
Why should you not play poker against sheets of paper ??..............................They are bound to fold!:cool:
 
Q.......How do you make a chicken salad??
Answer ..................First prepare a salad . Then feed it to the chicken ! :08:
 
A man walks by the river. He happens to see a vicar doing Baptisms in the river.
The vicar says "Come my son, let me Baptise thee !"
The man agrees and he wades into the river.
The vicar tips him backwards and asks him when he's upright again "Did you find Jesus?"
"No " said the man. The vicar tips him backwards twice more and asks if he found Jesus,
In between coughing and spluttering , the man said to the vicar, "I' ve not found him , are you sure this is where he fell in??" :confused::13:
 
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