I was walking down a road and I saw this head on the floor and said "Oh my god what happened to you?"
He replied "I sold all my other body parts to feed my gambling addiction"
"Maybe you should quit while your ahead"
Three times I've had to storm upstairs and complain about the lad's music.
"Listen son," I said, "your mother's trying to talk sensibly to me downstairs, can't you turn it up?"
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