I was standing in a queue at the bank and a fellow next to me had a golf bag slung over his shoulder and we struck up a conversation.
He brightened when I admired his golf bag, and he proudly stated that he was the local Golf captain. Then he turned to me and asked the question all golfers ask: "Do you play?"
I shook my head, "I used to, but I gave it up as I wasn't very good. I regulalrly got in the lower seventies."
There was a long, low intake of breath, then "The lower seventies?"
"Yes," I admitted.
"Consistently?" he queried admiringly.
"Every hole." I confessed.