jokes bad or otherwise.
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Amos Hames 2
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Not bad I suppose
When you get to Andy's age you can tell agest jokes all day long.
People say to me, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.
captain clutterbuck
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The refuse men called and asked " Where's your recycling tubs" I replied " Less of the cheek you are fairly chunky yourself"
I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me – until I fell into a printing press
I lent a mate £5,000 for plastic surgery, I won't get it back - I don't know what he looks like now.....
If they make the veil illegal to wear at work, bee keepers are going to be furious......
Adrian Morris
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captain clutterbuck
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The regular taster at the winery had left, and the Director started looking for a new one to hire. A raggedy, dirty looking drunkard came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory really wanted to send him away, but decided to test him. They gave him a glass of wine. He tasted it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the Director.
They gave him another glass, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"That's correct", said the Director.
The Director was astonished. He winked at his secretary and appealed to her to suggest something.
She left the room and returned with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it."It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant, in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who the father is!"
The director of the factory really wanted to send him away, but decided to test him. They gave him a glass of wine. He tasted it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the Director.
They gave him another glass, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"That's correct", said the Director.
The Director was astonished. He winked at his secretary and appealed to her to suggest something.
She left the room and returned with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it."It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant, in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who the father is!"
Shakespeare walks into a bar. The landlord tells him, 'Get out! You're Bard.'.
After years of research scientists have discovered a food which leads to a lifetime of nagging pain and misery: Wedding Cake!