Best one liners

[Beth]

Truly: She (his mom) was a lady
Compo: and she brought you up the same.

 

[Marianna]

How can you have confidence in people who didn't like The Goon Show?

 

[onyx(John)]

Clegg; "Mrs. Jack Harry Teesdale, sitting there, eating handkerchiefs."

 

[dick]

Compo:: I didn't mind ugly girls, you could get a lot of mileage from that end of the market!;D :wink::wink:

 

[dick]

" It was a lovely wedding, All white and lemon accessories.";D
" I wanted pink!!"
"Your father liked it!!"
" Me father likes what he's told to like!!"

 

[onyx(John)]

Nora; "Timid and gormless, that's about the best masculine combination you could hope for."

 

[Beth]

I would rather go down with the ship than be rescued by you!

 

[onyx(John)]

Blanmire; "Eunice, her that bit your ferret."

 

[dick]

He's not just somebody with his tie caught in a mangle!:wink:

 

[Beth]

Compo: I finished my bun.
Truly: So we heard. Sounded like someone in a rubber mat being sucked through a revolving door! ;D

 

[dick]

Barry got airborne ok, it was coming down that he made a boghole of!!

 

[dick]

Are you holding it properly Barry??

 

[Beth]

Eli watching Compo dance: Oh I know how painful it is when you get injured down there!

 

[onyx(John)]

Barry to Glenda; "Do you realise how much the sea is eroding the coast around Mablethorpe?"

 

[Pearl]

Have you ever tried to flush a ferret from a pair of wx flannelette knickers ?

 

[onyx(John)]

Seymour to Compo; "I've got to hand it to you, you've always had exquisitely bad taste in women"

 

[Beth]

Marina to men in bar: Excuse me, I'm looking for lonely blue eyes.

 

[onyx(John)]

Seymour; "This is a tramp Howard, donkeys have longer ears."

 

[Beth]

Compo: What the hell was that?
Truly: Sounds like a couple of chainsaws mating!

 

[Beth]

Cleggy to Compo: Remember Pearl Harbor.
Truly to Cleggy: Your right. He would be ideal for dropping on a battleship.