Best one liners

[Pearl]

It could be anyone! Someone desperate for a woman!
There you are then..... Its for you.

 

[onyx(John)]

Tramp;"Why do they all assume we like rubbishy coffee."

 

[Pearl]

I recon if Pearl had been Red Riding Hood she'd have eaten the wolf!

 

[Beth]

Barry to Auntie Wainwright: I feel such a fool handiling a limp ostrich.

 

[dick]

Barry......I need a new sport

Glenda......No you don't , you need an old sport like me ;D

 

[brendalovescompo]

Foggy to Sam: Don't you think you should start something easier like building a shed?

 

[Beth]

The former Mrs. Truelove was made of sterner stuff than that!

 

[dick]

Barry............."but I thought it would be small and cuddly"??

Glenda............."No Barry, that's me!!" :wink:

 

[Beth]

Have you heard, Howard has a van!

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: I thought you wanted to look heroic.
Truly: Heroic but dry. No, the sensible thing when somebody falls in (the lake), is to stand well back until he stops splashing about and then fish him out with a long pole.

 

[Beth]

He's got more clatter than Marina's jewelry. ;D

 

[Pearl]

Aided and abetted by Delphine Hackets knicker elastic.

 

[onyx(John)]

Blanmire to Compo;"Have you got any more little goodies in your diplomatic bag?"

 

[Beth]

He's the vegetable wizard isn't he?

 

[Beth]

I promised to never let these (his hands) ever kill again.

 

[onyx(John)]

Clegg ; "When we got home she drank a scalding hot cup of tea and papered a ceiling."

 

[dick]

What does Norah like in a man Wally?? :wink:

Total Submission!!

 

[dick]

They said" make yourself more attractive" ,

"Like a fool I did!!"

 

[Beth]

Truly: In the course of my investigations while rolling down the slope, I ascertained how hard the ground had become since we were nine. ;D

 

[Beth]

Truly: Every time I was doing something heroic, there was nobody around to make a fuss. I expect career wise that is where I went wrong. I should have sucked up to the media more instead of being Truly of the Yard, Man of Mystery.

Cleggy: I thought it was misery?