Best one liners

[dick]

I think he's fallen on his airy arts!!

 

[Pearl]

Kiss me Howard! You've forgotten how haven't you?

 

[onyx(John)]

Eadie; "Will you get this car started before she gets back and starts talking about how successful their Hobart is."

 

[dick]

Where's Barry??
I've left him under the car!
If you ran over him the least you could do is pick him up!!

 

[dick]

Under the car in his suit??
He'll be alright , I've given him a piece of carpet to lie on!!

 

[Beth]

The world was his oyster until he found a Pearl in it. ;D

 

[onyx(John)]

Milburn; "Can't I lift donkeys on my day off?". ;D

 

[Beth]

Maybe he's wearing Nora down. He wears everybody else down.

 

[brendalovescompo]

Come with me Nora, I'll lay ferrets at your feet.

 

[dick]

NOW you can wait in the car Barry!!

 

[brendalovescompo]

"what is that on Tom's face?"

" at least Billy keeps his in a tin"

 

[onyx(John)]

Compo; "Turn left, just after you pass the burned out tank."

 

[onyx(John)]

Miss Davinport; "Was that Marina?"
Howard; "Marina?, I once knew a Doreen."

 

[onyx(John)]

Cleggy; "You know my motto, if at first you don't succeed, pack it in!"

 

[onyx(John)]

Howard; "I like to come out here and ponder the great questions."

 

[dick]

WESLEY I'm just giving my engine a tune!!
EDIE Well you can play to it later!

 

[onyx(John)]

Clegg talking about Bradley ; "Are you sure he's just miserable? Maybe his meteorite is late in arriving.":biggrin:

 

[Pearl]

We need all the big daft Dicks we can get.

 

[Pearl]

I've got a great looking pigeon with absolutely no sense of direction, I'll have to train the little twit to phone RAC.

 

[Pearl]

It's nice and snug in here,
Not as snug as where Sam is!