Best one liners

[Beth]

He's up to something; you're not catching me this time!

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: Sorry, he is just a Russian that we stumbled across. ;D

 

[Beth]

They call me "Twinkle Toes"

 

[Beth]

What are you doing with that daft lot?!

 

[brendalovescompo]

Foggy:
Why are you attracted to Nora Batty?

Clegg:
She has a new bucket!

 

[Beth]

Smiler: Mother always said it were a good face.

 

[Beth]

Can we leave now. I can feel another sale coming on!

 

[Beth]

If I get hurt, your daughter will kill you. I only mention this because I hate to be causing trouble in the family.

 

[dick]

BARRY....."Glenda thinks we should have a family!""
WESLEY........".She's got a family!! "

 

[Beth]

Cleaning wet ferrets. Oh, that sounds delicious.

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: You had an interesting war.
Compo: Oooh I did Norm.
Cleggy: I wondered who was making it last.

 

[Beth]

Howard: Let me look in your eyes.
Compo: Back off Howard.
Howard: I am looking for "Lonely Blue Eyes".
Compo: We would never make a go of it.

 

[dick]

Fat chance of getting in the Good Food Guide around here Three stars for barmy maybe!

 

[dick]

Pearl(to Cleggy)......You're as dozy as the rest but you're honest!!

Cleggy.......Ha Ha , a reference from Pearl!! :biggrin:

 

[Beth]

I lost one of my wellies!

 

[Beth]

And when exactly you planning to make this assault on the female population.

 

[onyx(John)]

Purloined this from Facebook just now.
Foggy: What's a scientific term for flashes in front of the eyes?
Clegg: Indecent exposure?

 

[Beth]

Truly: Why would anyone marry him? Would you marry him?
Clergy: Only if you are a bridesmaid.

 

[Beth]

Have you no sense of occasion!

 

[Beth]

(Compo to Nora) Look. Look at these mobile lips! ;D