Best one liners
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Blanmire:"Take dovetail joints, where are they?"
Clegg:"I don't know, you just invited us on the tour"
Clegg:"I don't know, you just invited us on the tour"
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As I put it into the A-Z game I thought this line was appropriate here.
Clegg - Moaning for charity, I bet that could become popular. From Stop That Castle
Clegg - Moaning for charity, I bet that could become popular. From Stop That Castle
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Clegg - Oh I will look if he is an idiot, I like idiots. From Deviations with Davenport
Paulinehill29
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That is DEFINATELY in "I didn't know Barry Could Play" Caught it earlier
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Big Day at Dream Acres, Seymour has just said the big shock cowboy wise was Gene Audrey turning out to be a man.
Compo - "Ah, what about your name then, Seymour, sounds like a name for ladies blouses"
Compo - "Ah, what about your name then, Seymour, sounds like a name for ladies blouses"
Billy talking about the wife`s sister: "She sits there staring at me, looking for signs of infidelity." ;D
From "That`s not Captain Zero"
Compo :"What happens if you miss the net?"
Captain Zero :"I find the best plan is to start screaming"
Compo :"What happens if you miss the net?"
Captain Zero :"I find the best plan is to start screaming"
"I was just telling this young lady here, whoever she is.." 
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Edie - "Has your father been moving things about again, I'm sure this gear thing was over here last week"
Compo; I wonder what they'll put on my gravestone.
Foggy; Something very heavy, I hope.
Clegg; What would you like on it?
Compo; Somebody Else's name
Foggy; Something very heavy, I hope.
Clegg; What would you like on it?
Compo; Somebody Else's name
Beth
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I have been trying to remember what episode tis came from. I remember they were both looking under the car hood. ..Not sure if its been used before
"If Glenda and her mother ask me Mr Pegden , can I quote yer??"
" I'm gonna stop confiding in you Barry if you're gonna turn out to be a blabbermouth!! " >
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I have been trying to remember what episode tis came from. I remember they were both looking under the car hood. ..Not sure if its been used before
"If Glenda and her mother ask me Mr Pegden , can I quote yer??"
" I'm gonna stop confiding in you Barry if you're gonna turn out to be a blabbermouth!! " >
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Could it have been 'Crums' when Barry buys the water bed for Glenda's Christmas present?
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I have been trying to remember what episode tis came from. I remember they were both looking under the car hood. ..Not sure if its been used before
"If Glenda and her mother ask me Mr Pegden , can I quote yer??"
" I'm gonna stop confiding in you Barry if you're gonna turn out to be a blabbermouth!! " >
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im certain the episode in question is "Getting Barry Higher in the World"
Beth
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Thank you! That's it. I taped it but couldn't find that phrase. That drives me crazyI have been trying to remember what episode tis came from. I remember they were both looking under the car hood. ..Not sure if its been used before
"If Glenda and her mother ask me Mr Pegden , can I quote yer??"
" I'm gonna stop confiding in you Barry if you're gonna turn out to be a blabbermouth!! " >
:-\
im certain the episode in question is "Getting Barry Higher in the World"
Thank you Big UNC for trying.
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From 'The odd dog men', Clegg remembers Wally's nickname at school was Inky Batty. Compo replies; "It was like playing football with a piebald pony" ;D
Compo; "Youve never lived 'till tha's stood in front of Nora Batty's window, naked to the waist, being pelted with dried dates" ;D