Best one liners

Foggy: You little devil you!
Compo: I was just trying to cheer her up by showing that she is still attractive to men!
:D
 
Pardon me if I don't have this down word for word, but here it is.....


Smiler: We were married for 33 years and we hit a rough patch.
Compo: for how long?
Smiler: 33 years
 
codfanglers said:
Pardon me if I don't have this down word for word, but here it is.....


Smiler: We were married for 33 years and we hit a rough patch.
Compo: for how long?
Smiler: 33 years
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nearly right, when Smiler repied to how long he said 32 years, it was from "A Landlady for Smiler"
 
Wally: There's always a snag.
Sid: Have you ever thought about leaving her?
Wally: How can I? She's reduced me brains to jelly - I'm dependent on her.

(White man's grave)
 
I thought he'd been dead for years. Mind you there were several of our teachers who gave that impression. :D
 
What with her(Ivy) and Nora Batty and Auntie Wainright, I sometimes think that the Third Reich is alive and well and I have been ( caught (?)).

I can't make out the last word. It is such a good one-liner, I couldn't just erase it. Can someone help me figure out what Smiler's last word is in this phrase in the "Phantom of the Graveyard? ???
 
bwingate said:
What with her(Ivy) and Nora Batty and Auntie Wainright, I sometimes think that the Third Reich is alive and well and I have been ( caught (?)).

I can't make out the last word. It is such a good one-liner, I couldn't just erase it. Can someone help me figure out what Smiler's last word is in this phrase in the "Phantom of the Graveyard? ???
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i think the word is conscripted, but i'm not 100% sure on that one
 
Thanks Darin. I have never heard of that word. That explains why I couldn't figure it out. I must read the dictionary more often. :D
 
Google says it means "draft" or being drafted into forced labor so Smiler felt he was being forced into signing up for military duty which now makes sense.
 
DJWCFC said:
bwingate said:
What with her(Ivy) and Nora Batty and Auntie Wainright, I sometimes think that the Third Reich is alive and well and I have been ( caught (?)).

I can't make out the last word. It is such a good one-liner, I couldn't just erase it. Can someone help me figure out what Smiler's last word is in this phrase in the "Phantom of the Graveyard? ???
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i think the word is conscripted, but i'm not 100% sure on that one
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Yes that's the word :D
 
DJWCFC said:
bwingate said:
What with her(Ivy) and Nora Batty and Auntie Wainright, I sometimes think that the Third Reich is alive and well and I have been ( caught (?)).

I can't make out the last word. It is such a good one-liner, I couldn't just erase it. Can someone help me figure out what Smiler's last word is in this phrase in the "Phantom of the Graveyard? ???
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i think the word is conscripted, but i'm not 100% sure on that one
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Darren is correct it is Conscripted
 
at least I got it right, I only watched that episode a few days ago and I couldn't remember it and wasn't sure what it was, a bit of a lucky guess then
 
Glenda doesn't like it, and us being a democracy and everything means I have to get rid of it. :-\ :-\ :( ::)
 
Compo talking to Nora: (looking at Nora's girdle hanging on the line)

Listen Las, I think it's only fair to warn the. You see if you and I are ever going to get married, there is got to be some changes. I am never going to get the hang of a thing like this. ;D
 
Foggy talking to the police: I am not some idiot lurking about in the bushes. I am a trained killer. 8)

I am loving this episode seeing it for the first time. "Have You Got a Light Mate?" ;D
 
Glenda ......"I'm thinking of starting a family!"
Edie......."Well hadn't you better get home first?"
 
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