jokes bad or otherwise.

Picture a room full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The nurse says, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're both in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room becomes very quiet as the men absorb this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room slowly raises his hand.
"Yes?" says the Nurse.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk."

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
 
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