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captain clutterbuck
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I took the shell off my pet racing snail to make him go faster but it just made him more sluggish
I took the shell off my pet racing snail to make him go faster but it just made him more sluggish
barmpot
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Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.
Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee."
The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"
"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."
Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee."
The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"
"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."
barmpot
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
dick
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A young man went to his uncle for advice. "I'm torn between two women, a beautiful young girl I love and a rich widow that I don't really love. Which one should I choose??"
His uncle said " Follow your heart, go for the girl you love!
The young man said "That's good advice ,I'll choose love!"
He was just leaving when his uncle said " By the way, where do's the rich widow live??":wink:
His uncle said " Follow your heart, go for the girl you love!
The young man said "That's good advice ,I'll choose love!"
He was just leaving when his uncle said " By the way, where do's the rich widow live??":wink:
captain clutterbuck
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Despite a free trade agreement in Europe it was reported in the paper today that Britain has banned imports of German Sprouts fro Christmas because they cannot guarantee the levels of emissions !
Despite a free trade agreement in Europe it was reported in the paper today that Britain has banned imports of German Sprouts fro Christmas because they cannot guarantee the levels of emissions !
captain clutterbuck
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Evidence of cuts in the Police Budget have been exposed in the papers in a leaked memo from the Chief Constable of Lancashire . In it he has instructed all Officers that they are now only allowed to say "Hello" :wink:
Evidence of cuts in the Police Budget have been exposed in the papers in a leaked memo from the Chief Constable of Lancashire . In it he has instructed all Officers that they are now only allowed to say "Hello" :wink:
