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jokes bad or otherwise.

I remember I once went to see my grandma as a little boy.
The trainers with the lights in the heel were cool, but the Spongebob dungarees didn't suit her.
 
A couple of girls came to my door and gave me a leaflet.
Me: “ This is blank.”.
Girl: “I know, we're atheists.”
 
Accidentally mixed my I can't believe it's not butter with my real butter.
Now I don't know what to believe.
 
I've spent so much of my life building that damn time machine.
If only it had worked I could have gone back and not bothered wasting my time on it.
 
For Sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have just bought metal detector.
 
"The only pictures in the whole exhibition I can really look at are yours."
"Thanks," says the artist. "Do you like them?"
"No, they're crap, but there are too many people standing in front of all the others."
 
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