jokes bad or otherwise.

Is nothing built in Britain any more?
I got a new TV the other day and on the box it said it was
BUILT IN ANTENNA
 
This is true,Advert on e-bay for a packet of Polo's, the advert went onto say in Mint Condition

Well it made me laugh
 
I really want to go in a lift with a picture of myself saying "Have you seen this person? He's known for killing people in lifts."
 
A policeman comes across a drunk crawling around on the railway track and says, "What do you think you're doing mate?"
The drunk replies, " Could you help me get off this ladder?"
 
I knew I would take it up one day, now found the perfect method.Take one Weetabix. Take an Aero chocolate bar. Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix. VOILA....AEROBIX!!
 
Today I got the wife one of those handy little safety devices specifically designed to help women drivers avoid accidents.
A bus pass.
 
A man went to see a psychiatrist and said, "It's my wife doctor. She thinks she's a lift."
"Well why don't ask her to call in and see me?" said the psychiatrist.
"She can't," said the man, "She doesn't stop at this floor."
 
As a 16th birthday present for his son, a dad took him to a brothel.
As they left the dad said, "Did you enjoy that son?"
He said, "Yeah, but can I have a go next time?"
 
I was walking around Tesco for over an hour with an empty basket before an assistant asked, "Are you looking for something in particular?"
"Yeah, a black and white cat with a red collar, have you seen it?"
 
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