jokes bad or otherwise.
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George
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An 8-year-old boy is flying in a 747 for the first time and gets the chance to go into the cockpit to watch the pilot.
After 10 minutes the pilot adjusts his sunglasses.
Another 10 minutes pass and the pilot drinks a cup of coffee.
10 minutes later, the pilot asks "So, do you want to be a pilot when you grow up?"
"Nah, not me," says the boy, "but my brother does. He's a lazy little bugger."
After 10 minutes the pilot adjusts his sunglasses.
Another 10 minutes pass and the pilot drinks a cup of coffee.
10 minutes later, the pilot asks "So, do you want to be a pilot when you grow up?"
"Nah, not me," says the boy, "but my brother does. He's a lazy little bugger."
barmpot
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My boss phoned me today.
He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"
I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped for a minute."
"Can you do me a favour?" he asked.
I said, "Of course, anything, what is it?"
He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm right behind you on the 7th hole."
He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"
I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped for a minute."
"Can you do me a favour?" he asked.
I said, "Of course, anything, what is it?"
He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm right behind you on the 7th hole."