Hector
Dedicated Member
I used to go with a girl who had so much bridgework done that everytime i kissed her,i had to pay a toll 
I wouldnt say she was cross eyed but everytime she cried the tears ran down her back
Teacher asks her class what occupations their fathers have.She gets the usual replies of Fireman,policeman and so on.She asked little Johnny what his father did and he replied in a very sad and sullen voice.".He does Nuthin"!!."He must do something", said the teacher."
Nuthin!!,replied Johnny again","he's dead"
Oh Dear,thought the teacher and trying to salvage the situation she came up with what she thought was a rather clever idea.
"OK Johnny,what did he do before he died?"
Little Johny replied,"he turned green and fell offf the chair,miss"
Hector

I wouldnt say she was cross eyed but everytime she cried the tears ran down her back
Teacher asks her class what occupations their fathers have.She gets the usual replies of Fireman,policeman and so on.She asked little Johnny what his father did and he replied in a very sad and sullen voice.".He does Nuthin"!!."He must do something", said the teacher."
Nuthin!!,replied Johnny again","he's dead"
Oh Dear,thought the teacher and trying to salvage the situation she came up with what she thought was a rather clever idea.
"OK Johnny,what did he do before he died?"
Little Johny replied,"he turned green and fell offf the chair,miss"
Hector