jokes bad or otherwise.

Gina was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?"

"Aha, you'll know tonight," answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Gina and handed her a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly.

There in her hand rested a book entitled: "The Meaning of Dreams."
 
LES DAWSON Mother in Law joke

We lived with the wife's mother for six months and I only argued with her three times!
Morning, noon and night! :08::rolling:
 
My wife's mother comes to us every Christmas and knocks on the door.

I've decided we will do it differently this year and let her in !:eek2:;)
 
What's the difference between a cat and a comma ?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws , A comma is a pause at the end of a clause ! :08: ;)
 
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