Best one liners

[Beth]

Cleggy: I think your ferrets have been using your wellies!

 

[Beth]

Foggy to Cleggy: Remember...man of steel!
Cleggy: Steel!! Couldn't we start with plastic!?

 

[dick]

Hope I spell this right ;D ;D ;D

Norman Clegg's a Chicken!! "" pwark tuk tuk pwark "" (How would you spell it?? :wink: :wink

 

[Pearl]

It made more sense when he was creeping about with Tiger Lil.

 

[onyx(John)]

Auntie Ivy, is it all right if I go now?
We're you ever here Milburn?

 

[dick]

Cleggy.....I went through my entire married life without damaging my amateur status

 

[dick]

Glenda....I'm thinking of starting a family
Edie.....Hadn't you better get home first?

 

[Beth]

Compo talking about Foggy: He was always sick every play time at school.

 

[onyx(John)]

You're crushing me prawns love!

 

[dick]

IVY.....Quasimodo is alive and well!!

PEARL....What the devil was wrong with his neck??

NORAH....Its not just his neck Its the rest of him!!

 

[onyx(John)]

Is there an optimum time for rewiring a Mrs. Featherstone?

 

[Beth]

Go on. Go on to your pigeons!

 

[Beth]

Compo: Nora, lets go somewhere together where we both can wear wellies!

 

[Beth]

Tempermentally Wally could be Russian.

 

[onyx(John)]

You go through life as though you've got a complementary ticket (Foggy to Compo)

 

[onyx(John)]

Teaching the first years to drink ink.

 

[Beth]

Never mind him. Give us a kiss!

 

[Beth]

How long are we taking this engine for a walk!

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: Certainly, it is a testimonial to the power of your shriveler.
Compo: It is?
Cleggy: Yes, of course it is. I mean you gave him your shriveler and he lost all power of his grip.

 

[onyx(John)]

Hitler was an ovaltiny .