Best one liners

[Marianna]

You don't know what it means to me at my time of life to find that Karl Marx isn't enough!

 

[me2]

I didn't need a brake. I never found the accelerator.

 

[Beth]

Its always been a rule of mine to never speak to inverted drunks.

 

[Pearl]

 

[Pearl]

 

[me2]

When you've got a bark like that, who needs a bite.

 

[me2]

Suddenly life is like first class mail, there doesn't seem to be any urgency anymore.

 

[me2]

On behalf of us other twits, may I say that it’s one of the things you come to learn to live with. Twitness if one of the few things that they haven’t yet found to be bubbling fatally with cholesterol.

 

[Beth]

Compo talking about Foggy: What a performance!

 

[Beth]

Foggy: No, no, no, no...you really shouldn't say anything to me that you couldn't safely say to John Wayne.

 

[Beth]

Nora: Your not catching me this time!

 

[onyx(John)]

What are you doing Dewhurst, you're a Samurai

 

[onyx(John)]

Captain Zero; I find the best plan is to start screaming

 

[Beth]

Wally: Italians do it all the time.

 

[Beth]

You can't just go around running over people's mattresses!

 

[Beth]

How would you like to be the first to road test it Lad!

 

[dick]

I don't think you've quite got the hang of being a son-in-law, have you Barry??

 

[Beth]

Norm, I think I have been kidnapped!

 

[Beth]

She looks great with a peg in her teeth.

 

[Beth]

Turn it down Wesley!