Best one liners

[dick]

Keep hoovering Milburn ,I can hear you when you're hoovering!

 

[dick]

Mr Clegg's outside with a seat!
Tell him we've got one!!

 

[onyx(John)]

I wouldn't varnish my ferret with that stuff.

 

[Beth]

Have you thought of separate beds?

 

[onyx(John)]

We don't get many human beings.

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: Far from emotions are the elbows.

 

[Beth]

It looks like your legs are packed in corrugated cardboard.
Thanks Marianna for helping me with spelling.

 

[Marianna]

It looks like your legs are packed in coral gated cardboard.

Dick let me know if coral gated is right. Thanks!

It's "corrugated".

Marianna

 

[dick]

You'd never be unfaithful would you Barry??

I haven't even got a bicycle!

 

[dick]

What are you doing??
He's holding his ankle!
Are you holding it properly Barry??

 

[Elmc]

"Have you seen that tree? Looks like someone just ran over Gary Glitter!"

 

[Beth]

I wish you would stop encouraging him!

 

[Beth]

How am I suppose to know what ladies want?

 

[brendalovescompo]

about Mrs. Broadbent

Clegg says,
"Where are we going to garage her?"

 

[Beth]

Don't just stand there and take the wee wee!

 

[Beth]

Your ferrets have hinges; you mean you can open them in the middle?

 

[dick]

You keep him talking while we nick his ladder :me: :me: :whisper:

 

[Beth]

I have been caught like this before.

 

[Beth]

I love it when he tells me to shut up. It makes me feel secure.

 

[Beth]

Just close all your moving parts, and brace yourself!