Best one liners

[Beth]

Pearl to Cleggy: Your as dosy as the rest of them, but at least your honest!

 

[Beth]

I wish you wouldn't feed him in here!

 

[onyx(John)]

It's your town swinger, lead the way ;D

 

[dick]

What's this?? National Swiss Week??

 

[onyx(John)]

I imagine courting and ferreting were very similar to you ;D

 

[Beth]

I imagine courting and ferreting were very similar to you ;D

I love this quote. What episode did this come from?

 

[Beth]

Foggy: You have my word as a Corporal and a gentleman.
Cleggy: Hitler was a Corporal.

 

[onyx(John)]

I love this quote. What episode did this come from?

I'm not sure. It was on here a few weeks ago, cant remember the episode.

 

[brendalovescompo]

I imagine courting and ferreting were very similar to you ;D

I am not sure, but I believe it is from "bicycle built for three". I think Foggy says it to Compo after they wreck the bike in the ditch, before they built the 3 bikes together. I think I seen it about a week ago.

 

[dick]

You may be right Brenda, Compo......"Last time I was in a ditch I was with a girl from Nottingham!" Then Foggy comes in with his courting and ferreting bit. ;D

 

[Beth]

Truly: Look on the bright side Howard.
Howard: What bright side?
Billy: You still have Pearl!
Howard: Oooohh!

 

[Beth]

How can you lie to the clergy?

 

[Beth]

I've seen the restlessness coming over him. I've tried to talk him out of it. I keep hitting him!

 

[Marianna]

Who needs eternity? Suppose you're waiting for a bus?

 

[Pearl]

You could creep silently for England.

 

[onyx(John)]

He takes life a shade literally does Milburn.

 

[brendalovescompo]

"We could walk the Royal Corgies"

 

[dick]

Funny how your back always go's at the mention of work!!

 

[onyx(John)]

Foggy; Heartiest congratulations Wesley.
Wesley; Thanks, but I often go to the toilet.

 

[Beth]

Foggy: Now is the time for the arts of harmonious co-existiance.