Best one liners

[dick]

A bicycle disguised as a hillock :wink:

 

[dick]

What sort of a pillock would ride a hillock??

 

[Beth]

Isn't it marvelous when you consider that ole mysterious trousers here is of the same species of Albert Einstein.

 

[dick]

Cleggy "I was glad when I woke one morning and found I was middle-aged" "I think I was 23 at the time".

 

[me2]

I can't get the hang of leaping on people.

 

[dick]

Seymour ......"You mean I cant hit small boys, ? That's what they're for"!

 

[me2]

How long are we going to have to stand here wearing this slit trench?

 

[Beth]

What the devil was he doing in the trees?

 

[Beth]

We ought to warn the sherriff!

 

[Beth]

Ivy: (looking at the men coming) Oh dear, looks like school's out already.

 

[onyx(John)]

The Best Christmas I ever had was ruined by a Japanese sniper.

 

[me2]

I wonder why only your eyes water when they're sore. Why don't you knees water, or your elbows.

 

[Beth]

You were going like the pony express!

 

[dick]

I don't like hanging around here too long You never know where his damn ferrets are!!

Why do you think I'm wearing bicycle clips?? :wink:

 

[me2]

Inside every grown man is always a juvenile struggling to get out. (Ivy)

 

[Beth]

Suppose these old birds of yours are married now?

 

[Beth]

I don't know the face, but the mustache is familiar.

 

[Beth]

Tempermently, Wally could be Russian.

 

[onyx(John)]

Eh, do you reckon angels wear underpants?

 

[Beth]

Edie: I didn't expect expensive jewelry, but skrewdrivers!