Best one liners

[onyx(John)]

I haven't finished marinading me pork fillets :hungry:

 

[Beth]

He looks like a Japanese ketchup bottle.

 

[Beth]

Compo talking of Foggy: He would have been unbearable as Napoleon.

 

[dick]

Compo ......."Oh look an oasis!" Seymour.........."do you think we should?"
Compo....."Why not ,we've been working like camels all day !!"

 

[Beth]

The deteriation of the British vegetable.

 

[me2]

You're all gob and no notion (Compo to Foggy)

 

[me2]

You get a roof any lower than that and it's a floor. (Seymour)

 

[me2]

Never make a pass until you're sure it's not your wife.

 

[brendalovescompo]

Howard: I want to ask you a serious question, and I want a serious answer.

Truly: We don't do serious answers, let me check with my colleagues.

 

[brendalovescompo]

Oh, its you lot.

 

[Beth]

She looks like she's been dug up. ;D

 

[me2]

Oh, goody, goody, goody!

 

[Beth]

What the blazes do you got there!?

 

[Beth]

Smiler: I am for display purposes only! ;D

 

[Beth]

Nora: Your not catching me this time!

 

[Beth]

Nora: I will have another Brandy and Ginger ale.

 

[Beth]

;D

Truly to Compo: My strongest memory of school is you with crumbs on your jersey....other people's crumbs. ;D

 

[Beth]

She was a dreamy, little, skinny bird.

 

[brendalovescompo]

It doesn't look like you've been kissed

So, I suggest we all put lipstick on our lips, and kiss each other on the cheek!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dick]

It was a manly sailor suit!