Best one liners

[brendalovescompo]

along with the last post, " I'm looking for someone short"- Marina

"I'm not short, I'm tall" " aaah- Eli

 

[onyx(John)]

Foggy to Compo; "Smarten yourself up a bit, you look like a secondhand Brillo pad"

 

[Beth]

;D ;D

 

[onyx(John)]

Compo; "Did 'tha know Rasputin came from Chesterfield?" ;D

 

[dick]

Foggy....Do you know the way to Chesterfield??
Clegg...........Don't ask me about foreign parts!! ???

 

[Big Unc]

Foggy....Do you know the way to Chesterfield??
Clegg...........Don't ask me about foreign parts!! ???

Loved the one in 'Extra! Extra' when the George Chakiris Film Director character asked Clegg for directions and he replied that he never gave directions as he could never forgive himself after his instructions had someone end up in Lancashire.

 

[dick]

Had forgotten that one ;D ;D

 

[dick]

Alvin to Lenny " You could have been there till next week! "
Our Cliff "The week after! :"
Lenny to Cliff "Now don't you get gobby > "

 

[onyx(John)]

Compo; "Let's face it, this could be 'tha last chance"
Nora; "Let's face it, good!"

 

[dick]

What do you think of the afterlife Howard??

I think its all right where it is!!

 

[dick]

You're lookin at Mr antisocial >
I may never shave again >

Barry Mothers outside , she's on her way in!! : :

 

[Beth]

Maybe you can tell me how he managed to die in bed and still get his slippers wet with lipstick on him and fluff all over his second best trousers. 8)

 

[Beth]

If I had Nora Batty, I would neglect her too. :

 

[Beth]

Wesley: What smoke? That's not smoke. That is just an engine breathing.

 

[Pearl]

Wesley: What smoke? That's not smoke. That is just an engine breathing.

I love that one ;D ;D

 

[Pearl]

" They don't move fast when they've been stodged by me "

 

[dick]

Cleggy "This is a good suit, I bought it for a wedding!!"

"Who's wedding??" Cleggy " Mine" :-[

 

[dick]

Is it Wednesday ??? ??? ( A drunken Ludovic )

 

[dick]

Howard.........""I'm keeping the streets safe for womanhood!! : :

 

[Pearl]

Has anyone reliable seen it?
By reliable you mean?
Female!!