Best one liners

[Beth]

I am not going into Auntie Wainwright's without a crucifix and a string of garlic! >

 

[brendalovescompo]

"I didn't know I wasn't going to die,they gave me a rifle,and a bayonet! I thought,elo,elo this was not for picking your teeth with."

 

[Beth]

She's got to bring him home sometime. She can't keep him forever.

 

[Pearl]

" The birds will think the scarecrows have come up to get them"

 

[Beth]

You are looking at the inventor of the first bicycle safety underwear! 8)

 

[dick]

You can get out of here with that miserable face, they'll think its my cooking! > :

 

[Beth]

Get a move on man! Your not going to explode! >

 

[onyx(John)]

Foggy: I fought for him I'm the jungle
Clegg: Why did you fight for him? he won't even give us a lift !

 

[dick]

Pearl....."How long have you been playing with balloons?"
Cleggy........"Its just to pass the time till my skateboard comes "

 

[onyx(John)]

Pearl: Thats all you need, six foot of Tom fool, attached to your door 'ole.

 

[dick]

Come away from that valve!! >

 

[Beth]

Compo has Foggy's package string stuck in his zipper.

Foggy: Don't you dare tear the paper that man. That is no place to be unfurling your country's flag!

 

[onyx(John)]

One of Howard's many excuses; " I was just checking this young lady for a slow puncture"

 

[Beth]

Why is he wearing a lampshade?

 

[Beth]

I hate being caught between Ivy and Nora. You never know which way to panic. ;D

 

[Beth]

Well, I better go back to holy matrimony.

 

[Beth]

I am being pursued by a funny female. 8)

 

[Beth]

Will you keep that brush quiet! >

 

[Beth]

Wesley speaking of Compo: Does he belong with your party?
Foggy: Only on a temporary basis. We are looking after him until the proper authorities can find a place for him. ;D

 

[onyx(John)]

Billy; "Aren't you glad sometimes you haven't got a mortgage with Barry."