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Best one liners

Pearl....."How long have you been playing with balloons?"
Cleggy........"Its just to pass the time till my skateboard comes :P"
 
Compo has Foggy's package string stuck in his zipper.

Foggy: Don't you dare tear the paper that man. That is no place to be unfurling your country's flag!
 
Wesley speaking of Compo: Does he belong with your party?
Foggy: Only on a temporary basis. We are looking after him until the proper authorities can find a place for him. ;D
 
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