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That's a belter!!!!
I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from
captain clutterbuck
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Two fellas in a bar, after a while one turns to the other and says " You have the look of an Irish fella "
The other replies " I am indeed, I'm from Dublin , born in 1944, lived in Begorra road , went to St Mary's Catholic School and left on 1st July 1952"
The other laughingly shouts " Well would believe that I'm Irish, from Dublin, born 1944 lived in the same road , went to same school , left the same day"
At this point Vicky McShea walks in and the Barman tells her "It's going to be a long night the Murphy twins are hammered again!"
The other replies " I am indeed, I'm from Dublin , born in 1944, lived in Begorra road , went to St Mary's Catholic School and left on 1st July 1952"
The other laughingly shouts " Well would believe that I'm Irish, from Dublin, born 1944 lived in the same road , went to same school , left the same day"
At this point Vicky McShea walks in and the Barman tells her "It's going to be a long night the Murphy twins are hammered again!"
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down........
I tried starting a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.....
captain clutterbuck
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South Korean car manufacturer Kia have announced a new model which will be its most manoeuvrable car ever and is able to make a U turn in record time they are to name it Starmer.
I was walking up a mountain and a bloke started attacking me, when I asked him what his problem was he told me - he didn't like my altitude!
imitation700mb
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What has religion got in common with UK roads? They are all very holy!
captain clutterbuck
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Referring to the World Conker championship controversy this week ,Carol Vorderman has declared that the two big things that happened in 1969 Neil Armstrong landed on the moon and she won the conker championship in Rhyl . Such a momentous event in her life persuaded her to hamster like store the winning conker and the trophy, a wooden conker replica, in her cheeks where they have remained to this day.
I've started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
Sails are going through the roof.