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- Thread starter George
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That's a belter!!!!
I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from
captain clutterbuck
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Two fellas in a bar, after a while one turns to the other and says " You have the look of an Irish fella "
The other replies " I am indeed, I'm from Dublin , born in 1944, lived in Begorra road , went to St Mary's Catholic School and left on 1st July 1952"
The other laughingly shouts " Well would believe that I'm Irish, from Dublin, born 1944 lived in the same road , went to same school , left the same day"
At this point Vicky McShea walks in and the Barman tells her "It's going to be a long night the Murphy twins are hammered again!"
The other replies " I am indeed, I'm from Dublin , born in 1944, lived in Begorra road , went to St Mary's Catholic School and left on 1st July 1952"
The other laughingly shouts " Well would believe that I'm Irish, from Dublin, born 1944 lived in the same road , went to same school , left the same day"
At this point Vicky McShea walks in and the Barman tells her "It's going to be a long night the Murphy twins are hammered again!"
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down........
I tried starting a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.....
captain clutterbuck
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South Korean car manufacturer Kia have announced a new model which will be its most manoeuvrable car ever and is able to make a U turn in record time they are to name it Starmer.
I was walking up a mountain and a bloke started attacking me, when I asked him what his problem was he told me - he didn't like my altitude!
imitation700mb
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What has religion got in common with UK roads? They are all very holy!