jokes bad or otherwise.

[Roger]

I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the Arctic, my doctor says I may have 'Buy Polar' disorder.

 

[Onslow]

I'd like to see a world without plagiarism ... You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

This is the answer, still red faced from laughing.

 

[Barrychuckle]

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button....